I'm a bitch.

Especially when I am PMSing. And everything and anything annoys the crap out of me! Here are some things that got to me in the last few weeks.

1. If a child isn't yours (or even remotely related to you for that matter) then don't question if they should have shoes on when going outside to play.

2. You're a mom now... suck it up and stay home at least one weekend without getting a babysitter. Your child stayed at Gma's both Friday & Sat night last weekend... do you REALLY need to have another freaking babysitter?!

3. You're a teacher. I'm sorry you were the unlucky person to get the new kid who is very low. Don't tell me "I don't have time to go back and teach K to this kid!" Do your job and stop complaining. He is in your room. Don't try to get him moved to the ESE room because your lazy. Get your alphabet book out and start going over letter sounds for cryin out loud!

4. Stop looking at houses in FL and Suburbans when your teenage child is out of control. Save up the money and send her butt to private school before she is knocked up and into some crap you shouldn't have to deal with. TAKE OFF THE BLINDERS.... I repeat TAKE OFF THE BLINDERS!

5. Your 8 month old doesn't like a (dirty) bag of rice. You gave it to her. She is 8 months old and will play with what YOU give her! Don't tell me one more time "I don't know why, but she likes to play with odd things!" Um... maybe because that's what you're giving her. How bout that?!

6. Love it when you say "Watch this... its so funny when she does this, watch"
"Blahsaofhosfhbgkihf, come on do it, norihgoarghoargalshdfdf, come on...."
"Man I don't know why she won't do it now?"
Maybe cause she 8 months old & likes making an ass outta you. You just made a complete fool of yourself. BAH!

7.Don't put as your FB status "is back from an amazing time on our honeymoon. We had the best time ever! Pics to come soon! =) And to all of you wondering and hoping...(and we know there's alot of you)...YES, we did work on making a *** baby! LOL."
Really. You're so mature. I want to slap the shit out of you!

Ahhhh, can you feel the LOVE?! lol Ok I am done being a bitch!

Friday's Favorites

Ahhh I love Friday's. I honestly live for every Friday!

My favorite this week is...

Having Monday off to spend ALL day with Lillian! We met some friends for lunch at the mall. Lillian blessed my friend Lindsey with a little spit up! Ew! It was actually more then I've ever seen her spit up before. Lins is one of those friends who has huge boobs and lets them hang out... well the spit up went right down her cleavage! My other friends thought it was hysterical. I was totally embarrassed! Oops!

After lunch we walked around Walmart for about an hour. I looked at a ton of things I don't need and didn't buy! Only for the fact that Kevin and I made a deal to only buy things we *need*. Hate that damn deal!

After Wally world we went home for nap time. I just loved being with her all day. Thank God for Presidents! ;)

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Friday's Favorites

Lillian is 5 months old... can't believe it!
Taking Monkey's lead and starting this Friday's Favorites... I have a few this week!

1) I went walking 3 times a week this week. That's a record!! And Lilly enjoyed being out in the fresh air too.

2) I had a student read a level F independently!! I was scared he wouldn't make progress to go to 2nd grade. We've been working REALLY hard!

3) I loved making my pumpkin LOL tonight by making funny faces at her! She giggles so easily and it my new goal!



On another note. My mom caught me totally off guard this afternoon when I went to pick up Lilly. Little background info... my parents bought property in GA a year or so ago. They have lived in the same house since I was 5 and the market still sucks here right now.

They want to build a house on the GA property but aren't willing to sell their house for next to nothing. So... she asked me if K would consider moving into their house here, pay the taxes (its paid off), keep up with the yard (its on almost 3 acres) and rent out our townhouse we're in right now.

She said she wanted to offer it to us first since they have already helped out my other sister who lives here. (They bought a house years ago when the market was great, fixed it up and sold it to her for what they originally bought it for. Sis saved a ton of $)

Nothing is set. It's just an idea they threw out there. K says if we can do that and save $$ then he would be all for it. So I'd be moving back into the house I grew up in since I was 5. Whoa! Love that damn house. It wouldn't actually happen for at least a year maybe two. And we would only be in it a few years till the market gets better and they could sell it. I think deep down they are sad to let go of the house. We all were raised in that house!

We will know more by summer time. They go up to GA the end of March to get more info on building a house. So that's kinda exciting!

Fatty, fatty, 2 by 4...

can't fit through the kitchen door. Maybe I'd be better off if I couldn't fit in the kitchen door!
Still having a hard time fitting in anything. Fitting in exercise into my daily schedule, fitting into any clothes, fitting into what I want to be... a size 8. Thats all. I don't want to be stick skinny. Just a simple 8. Right now I am squeezing into my 12's which is gross. I went shopping and got a few tops but REFUSE to buy 14s for the lower half. Yuck. Ok enough bitching!

On to my little princess!!! I literally could eat her up! She is getting such a little attitude and shhhh I think its hilarious! I know I will not be saying this come next year when she is being a brat! But right now its funny as heck. I try to pry her tiny little mouth open to see if any teeth are breaking through. She gets all stiff and her face turns red and she makes this mean grunting noise like saying "get the hell off me!"
She is so cute and entertaining. In the car she talks so much. Sometimes you know its too much because her throat gets all dry and she ends up coughing. She only fusses when she is either hungry or sleepy.
Speaking of sleep. She is doing fabulous! We've been waking her up before we go to bed to give her a few ounces. Depending on how late her last feeding was. Last night she ate at 8pm and didn't wake till 6am!! Whooo Hooo! FINALLY! I probably just jinxed myself! lol

Life is still hectic as hell but I am loving every stinking moment with Lillian! I know its going to fly by and she'll be 16 before I can blink.

I want to be a SAHM!

So today being MLK day I had off... we had such a good time today. First we met a friend at the mall for lunch. We did a little window shopping too (can't afford one store in that mall) and browsed the racks of $200 dresses. I was in need of a dress for an up coming wedding. Then we met my friends mom at Kirkland where we tried not to knock anything over!
After that we ventured over to TJ Maxx which dear lord you woulda thought they were giving stuff away. So freaking busy. It was like an obstacle course getting through those aisles.
We hit up Publix and to get some stuff for the dinner I am going to wing cooking tonight. My MIL makes the best stuffed shrimp and so I am going to try it. Although I couldn't get through to her because when she watches Alexa she turns the phone off while baby naps. Seriously, shove the effing thing under a pillow! Annoying.
So now I sit here trying to get her to take a nap... she is fussing in her crib. She hasn't napped at all this afternoon so she is due.
I would love.love.love to be able to stay home with her. I know its never going to be an option but I am sooo lucky to know I at least have summers off and breaks here and there. Couldn't imagine working straight through the year like most do. Knowing I'll have that time soon makes me happy! :)

Prayers needed...

My best friend's SIL (got all that) had her little baby at 25 weeks on Thursday. He was 1lb 9oz. At this point they say he is stable. He had 2 blood transfusions and is hanging in there. Such a little trooper already. They are lucky enough to have a Ronald McDonald house to stay in. When she went into labor they transported her 2 hours away from home to a hospital with a special NICU in it. She only has on what she wore to the doctor that day.
Baby's name is Christopher. Thanks so much!